a girl in port


The sexuality in Vanessa Carlton’s music was always jarringly aggro, right?

That cartoony china doll voice, a flute-y instrumental breakdown, and the lyric “willing and able to come.”

You’re expecting her to ask if she can borrow your math notes but really she’s Anthropologie-ing her way around “Pussy Don’t Fail Me Now.”

This is my favorite of you, ya darling bunghole.